Category: books

  • Jean-Christophe Valtat Reads From Aurorarama

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    Info about the book: Set in the glittering Arctic city of “New Venice,” Jean-Christoph Valtat’s Aurorarama imagines an intricate “steampunk” society populated with anarchists, hypnotists, rock stars, drug-addled bohemians, dapper secret police, and a secret society of subterranean garbage collectors. French author Jean-Christophe Valtat has drawn on a wealth of research about Arctic exploration, Victorian mysticism, and 19th-century technology to create a truly unforgettable literary adventure tale that calls to mind Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, the graphic-novel classics of Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman, and such genre-bending literary sensations as Susanna Clarke’s Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell or Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials series.  Smart, playful, sexy, and surreal, Aurorarama marks the first book in an enchanting new trilogy.

    So whether you’re into science fiction/fantasy or just fiction, whether you’re into steampunk or neo-Victorian, or you just want to come out and support an independent bookstore, you should come. And! Wine will be served. At least one french accent will be there for your enchantment. And of course there will probably at least one person with brass goggles. Come wearing your steampunk gear, and the best costume gets a prize! Need some help with understanding what steampunk is? Here’s some helpful info:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steampunk

    [Valtat] has a magical sense of shape, and a gift for lyrical prose that are rare in modern writing.

    La Croix

    Jean-Christophe Valtat is a writer of “beautiful energy.”

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    Nabokovian.

    Words Without Borders


    For more info: http://mhpbooks.com

  • A Night With Continuum’s 33 1/3 Book Series

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    33 1/3 is a series of short books about critically acclaimed and much-loved albums of the past 40 years. By turns obsessive, passionate, creative, and informed, the books in this series demonstrate many different ways of writing about music.  The series now spans over 70 titles, covering a wide range of albums, from Public Enemy and Slayer to ABBA and Celine Dion. Indeed, this event is probably the only time in history that AC/DC and Belle and Sebastian will share a bill. Three writers, three albums. One event.

    Joe Bonomo – AC/DC’s Highway to Hell

    Joe Bonomo strikes a three-chord essay on the power of adolescence, the durability of rock & roll fandom, and the transformative properties of memory. Why does Highway To Hell matter to anyone beyond non-ironic teenagers?  Blending interviews, analysis, and memoir with a fan’s perspective, Highway To Hell dramatizes and celebrates a timeless album that one critic said makes “disaster sound like the best fun in the world.”

    Joe Bonomo teaches in the English Department of Northern Illinois University. He is the author of Sweat: The Story of the Fleshtones, America’s Garage Band (Continuum 2007), and Installations (Penguin), a collection of prose poems.  His personal essays and prose poems have appeared in numerous literary journals.

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    Mark Richardson – Flaming Lips’ Zaireeka

    “[A] wildly accessible, entertaining, and thoughtful book about the importance of an album that nobody talks about much anymore.” –The Stranger

    The Flaming Lips’ 1997 album Zaireeka is one of the most peculiar albums ever recorded, consisting of four CDs meant to be played simultaneously on four CD players. Approaching this powerful and complex art-rock masterpiece from multiple angles, Mark Richardson’s prismatic study of Zaireeka mirrors the structure the work itself. Thoughts on communal listening and the “death of the album” are interspersed with the story of the Zaireeka’s creation (with assistance from Wayne Coyne) and an in-depth analysis of the music, leading to a complete picture of a record that proved to be a watershed for both the band and adventurous music fans alike.

    Mark Richardson is the managing editor of Pitchfork. He was a contributing editor to The Pitchfork 500 and his writing on music has appeared in publications including the Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Metro Times Detroit.

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    Scott Plagenhoef – Belle and Sebastian’s If You’re Feeling Sinister

    If You’re Feeling Sinister shows how Belle & Sebastian transformed themselves over the space of a decade, from a slightly shambolic cult secret into a polished, highly entertaining, mainstream pop group. Along the way, the book shows how the internet has revolutionized how we discover new music—often at the cost of romance and mystery.

    Scott Plagenhoef is Editor-in-Chief for Pitchfork Media.

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    For more info: http://33third.blogspot.com/

  • Kate Zambreno Reads From O Fallen Angel, With Friends

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    Kate Zambreno will read from her debut novella O Fallen Angel, published in April by Chiasmus Press, winner of their “Undoing the Novel” contest. The work is a triptych of modern America set in a banal Midwestern landscape, inspired by Francis Bacon’s Three Studies for Figures at the Base of a Crucifixion, also a grotesque homage to Mrs. Dalloway. O Fallen Angel commits an act of anarchic literary sacrilege that calls to mind the rant and rage of an American Elfriede Jelinek, an exorcism of the culture wars and pop-cultural debris, a sneering indictment of deaf ears, blind eyes, and mute mouths. An editor at Nightboat Books, Zambreno keeps the literary blog Frances Farmer Is My Sister (http://francesfarmerismysister.blogspot.com/). An essay collection inspired by the blog will be published by Semiotext(e)’s Active Agents series in Fall 2011.

    Like Angela Carter’s fairy tales, Kate Zambreno’s O Fallen Angel deftly exposes the psychic brutality that lies underneath the smooth glassy surface of parable. Set in Midwestern America in approximately 2006, Zambreno’s character/archetypes—a Mommy who names her golden retriever after Scott Peterson’s murdered wife Laci, a daughter who signs her suicide note with a smiley face and a doomed psychotic prophet—are all agents and victims of disinformation, but this doesn’t make their pain any less real. In Zambreno’s SUV-era America, unhappiness doesn’t exist because it can be broken down into treatable diagnostic codes. As she writes, “Maggie wants to be FREE but she also wants to be LOVED and these are polar instincts, which is why she is bipolar, which is a malady of mood.

    ” A brilliant, hilarious debut.”    -Chris Kraus, author of  I Love Dick and Aliens & Anorexia

    Also joining the bill is John Beer, Jeremy Davies, Daniel Borzutsky, Megan Milks, AD Jameson and James Pate.

    For more info: http://francesfarmerismysister.blogspot.com/

  • Mountains of New Stuff!

    We’ve been pretty busy as of late, but wanted to make sure you knew what new things we’ve been getting in lately, so here’s our list of 139 things you simply can not live without (that we conveniently have in our store):

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    (Funny (Not Funny))

    Artsy Fartsy Books

    Mythical Beasts of Japan From Evil Creatures to Sacred Beings (PIE Books) $35
    You Are Forgiven by Matt Leines (Free New Projects) $45
    Art of Bollywood by Rajesh Devraj (Taschen) $29.99

    Kid’s Stuff

    Mama is it Summer Yet by Nikki McClure (Abrams) $17.95

    DIY/How To

    Old Man Drinks Recipes Advice and Barstool Wisdom By Robert Schnakenberg (Quirk Books) $14.95
    Steampunkery Polymer Clay and Mixed Media Projects By Christi Friesen (CF Books) $14.95

    Drugs! (books about)

    Altered State the Story of Ecstasy Culture and Acid House By Matthew Collin (Seprents Tail) $15.95

    Erotic Comics

    Hot Moms vol 1 TPB By Rebecca (Eros) $18.99

    Fiction

    Awful Possibilities By Christian TeBordo (Featherproof Press) $14.95
    Going in Circles By Pamela Ribon (Simon & Schuster) $15
    Little Brother By Cory Doctorow (Tor Tom Doherty) $9.99
    People Who Watched Her Pass By By Scott Bradfield (Two Dollar Radio) $14.50
    Perscription Errors By Charles Demers (Insomniac Press) $15.95
    Sex Dungeon For Sale By Patrick Wensink $10
    Stories of Ibis By Hiroshi Yamamoto (Haika Soru) $15.99

    Gewgaw

    Absinthe Flavored Toothpicks (Accoutrements) $2.50
    Absinthe Soap for Hand and Bath An Enchanted Absinthe Sented Soap Fashioned by Green Fairies (Accoutrements) $6.00
    Boo Boo Kisses Adhesive Bandages (Accoutrements) $5.00
    Cal Q Tek 2000 Calculator Watch (Accoutrements) $15.00
    Curry Flavored Kali Mints (Accoutrements) $2.50
    Gesundheit Tissues Uber Absorbent (Accoutrements) $1.00
    High Rollers Exotic Dancers 4 Magnetic Coasters (Gamma Go) $7.50
    Hobo Bubble Gum Cigarettes Campfire Coffee Flavored (Accoutrements) $1.25
    Jackalope Tumbleweed Wine Stainless Steel Water Bottle (Accoutrements) $12.00
    Lil Devils Trick of the Day (Accoutrements) $10.00
    Manly Mustache Mirror Clings (Accoutrements) $3
    Rotting Zombie Mirror Clings (Accoutrements) $3
    Sunrise in Meatopia 500 Piece Puzzle With Bonus 48 Piece Mystery Puzzle (Accoutrements) $10.00
    Yeti BBQ Coffee Mug (Gamma Go) $12.00
    Gama Go Stickers Like Peanut Butter Sandwich These Designs are Stickalicious By Tim Biskup (Gamma Go) $5.00

    Glossy Periodicals

    Artforum Apr 10 $10.00
    Dwell May 10 $5.99
    Famous Mag #11 Desert and Plants $5.00
    Hi Fructose #15 $6.95
    Muddy $12
    2600 Hacker Quarterly vol 27 #1 $6.25
    Bizarre #161 $10.50
    Make vol 22 $14.99
    Tokion vol 3 #4 $6.99
    High Times Jun 10 $5.99
    Taps paraMagazine vol 6 #2 $5.95
    BlackBook #75 Apr 10 $4.50
    Hyphen #20 Spr 10 $4.95
    Time Out Chicago Apr 08 10 $2.99
    826 Quarterly vol 11 (826 Valencia) $15.00
    Iowa Review vol 40 #1 $9.95
    Packingtown Review vol 2 2010 $13
    Fader #67 Apr May 10 $5.99
    Mojo #198 May 10 $9.99
    Uncut May 10 $9.99
    Wire Apr 10 #314 $10.99
    Adbusters #89 May Jun 10 vol 18 #3 Ecopsychology $8.95
    Monocle vol 4 #32 Apr 10 $10.00
    Pin Up Show $15.00
    Skin Art #132 $6.99

    Graffiti and Street Art

    Belio 030 Back to the Roots Experimental Art and Design (Belio Magazine) $35.00
    Calligraffiti the Graphic Art of Niels Shoe Meulman (From Here to Fame) $29.95
    DY005 Nicholas Di Genova (Belio Magazine) $29.95
    DY008 Saner (Belio Magazine) $29.95
    DY009 Gualicho (Belio Magazine) $29.95
    Swoon HC (Abrams) $35.00

    Graphic Novels

    Area 10 By Christos Gage (Vertigo) $19.99
    Batman and Robin Batman Reborn Deluxe Edition HC By Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely (DC) $24.99
    Beats a Graphic History SC By Harvey Pekar (Hill & Wang) $14.95
    Body World HC By Dash Shaw (Pantheon) $27.95
    Crossed vol 1 By Garth Ennis & Jacen Burrows (Avatar)$24.99
    Emberley Galaxy A Tribute to Ed Emberley $12.00
    Funny Not Funny Modest Selection of Comic Art Exhibiting Signs of Black Humor By Ryan Standfest $14.95
    Market Day By James Sturm (Drawn & Quarterly)$21.95
    Melvin Monster vol 2 John Stanley Library By John Stanley (Drawn & Quarterly) $24.95
    Mome vol 18 Spr 10 (Fantagraphics) $14.99
    Neptune By Aron Nels Steinke (Tugboat Press & Sparkplug Comic Books)$14.00
    Other Lives HC By Peter Bagge (Vertigo) $24.99
    Sparky The Life and Art of Charles Schulz By Beverly Gherman (Chronicle Books) $16.99
    Teenaged Dope Slaves and Reform School Girls (Pure Imagination) $20.00
    Whirlwind Wonderland By Rina Ayuyang (Tugboat Press & Sparkplug Comic Books) $15.00
    Wonder Woman Amazon Hero Icon HC By Robert Greenberger (Universe) $35.00
    Young Lions By Blaise Larmee $10

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    (Perversity Think Tank)

    Humor

    99 Classic Movies For People In a Hurry By Nicotext (Nicotext) $9.95
    PS I Hate It Here Kids Letters From Camp By Diane Falanga (Abrams) $12.95
    Youre a Horrible Person But I Like You Believer Book of Advice By Sarah Silverman (Vintage) $13.95

    Low Brow Art

    Another Science Fiction Advertising the Space Race 1957 to 1962 By Megan Prelinger (Blast Books) $29.95
    Beautiful Decay Book 3 The Underdogs (Beautiful Decay) $20.00
    Jime Litwalk Sketchbook vol 3 Monsters Misfits & Maidens By Jime Litwalk (Presto Art) $30.00
    Nymphettes Erotic Elfin Art By Barry Blair (SQ Productions) $14.95
    Sailor Jerry Tattoo Flash vol 3 By Jerry Collins Sailor (Hardy Marks Publications) $50.00

    Mayhem!

    Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You By Robert Brockway (Three Rivers Press) $14.00
    Zombie Combat Manual a Guide to Fightnig the Living Dead By Roger Ma (Berkeley Books) $14.00

    Minicomics

    Clutch #21 Invincible Summer #16 Split By Clutch McBastard & Nicole Georges $2.00
    Feedback #6 By John Isaacson $2.00
    Phase 7 #014 By Alec Longstreth $4.00
    Phase 7 #015 By Alec Longstreth $3.00
    Pop Art Show By Trevor Wayne $8.00
    Pyromania #5 By John Isaacson $3.00
    Roots To Fruits By APAK $4.00

    Video Discs

    Mellodrama The Mellotron Movie DVD (Bazillion Points Books) $24.95
    Wholphin #10 (McSweeney’s) $19.95

    Muckraking, Memoirs & Miscellany

    Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself A Road Trip With David Foster Wallace By David Lipsky (Broadway) $16.99
    Cardboard Gods An All American Tale Told Through Baseball Cards By Josh Wilker (Seven Footer Press) $24.95
    City Kid A Writers Memoir of Ghetto Life and Post Soul Success By Nelson George (Plume) $14.00
    Fix Is In Showbiz Manipulations of the NFL MLB NBA NHL and NASCAR By Brian Tuohy (Feral House) $16.95

    Music Books

    Arcana IV Musicians on Music By John Zor (Hips Road) $34.95
    How to Wreck a Nice Beach Vocoder from World War II to Hip Hop Machine Speaks By Dave Tompkins (Melville House Publishing) $35.00
    Rock And Roll Will Save Your Life HC By Steve Almond (Random House) $23.00
    Swedish Death Metal By Daniel Ekeroth (Bazillion Points Boks) $34.95

    Comic Books!

    Blaster Al Ackermans Tales of the Ling Master Barnes $3.00
    Hate Annual #8 Bagge Peter (Fantagraphics) $4.95
    Rabid Rabbit #11 Tall Tales and Magnanimous Myths By C M Butzer and Ben Trinh $5.00

    Outer Limits

    Great Airship of 1897 By J Allen Danelek (Adventures Unlimited Press) $16.95
    Solomon Islands Mysteries Accounts of Giants and UFOs By Marius Boirayon (Adventures Unlimited Press) $16.95

    Poetry

    Adulthoods By Bambi $10.00
    Dodging Traffic By J Bradley $12.00

    Politics

    Anarchism and Its Aspirations By Cindy Milstein (AK Press) $12.00
    Capitalisms World Disorder Working Class Politics at the Millennium By Jack Barnes (Pathfinder) $25.00
    Che Guevara a Revolutionary Life Revised Edition By Jon Lee Anderson (Grove Press) $20.00
    Common Ground in a Liquid City Essays in Defense of an Urban Future By Hern (AK Press) $17.95
    Crisis In The Global Economy Financial Markets Social Struggles By Andrea Fumagalli (Semiotext(e)) $17.95
    Propaganda Inc Selling Americas Culture To The World By Nancy Snow (Seven Stories) $11.95
    Thousand Machines By Gerald Raunig (Semiotext(e)) $12.95

    Sex Guides & Culture

    Perversity Think Tank By Supervert $15.00
    Pornapocalipse vol 1 By Rachel Gontijo Araujo $10.00
    Worst Laid Plans When Bad Sex Happens to Good People By Alexandra Lydon (Abrams) $14.95

    Sexy Art Books

    Shunga Japanese Erotic Art (PIE Books) $35.00
    Vanessa Del Rio Fifty Years of Slightly Slutty Behavior (Taschen) $59.99

    Zines!

    Aristocratic Hands #13 By Gregory Walker $2.00
    Aristocratic Hands #14 By Gregory Walker $2.00
    Blow Jobs In The Afterlife By David Moscovich $1.00
    Box of Chocolates By Leslie Perrine $5.00
    How To Stay Alive In the Metaphorical Woods $2.00
    Lets All Find Awesome Jobs Actual Information By Kevin Fanning $3.00
    No Better Than Apples #6 Piecemeal By Kate Larson $2.00
    Or Let It Sink #3 $1.00
    Reality Mom vol 7 #2 By Corbin Lewars $3.00
    RIP by Steve Katz $1.00
    This Is the End Journeys Toward Armageddon By Aaron Cynic $2.00
    Tragic Genius of Dan Gleason By Dan Gleason $2.00
    Volkerlchau By Melanie Bonajo $10.00
    Welcome to Bend Population 80995 By Laura Walker $5.00

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    (No Better Than Apples)

  • Chicago author Josh Wilker reads from Cardboard Gods

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    Cardboard Gods is the memoir of Josh Wilker, a brilliant writer who has marked the stages of his life through the baseball cards he collected as a child.  While it is rooted in a life obsessed with baseball, Cardboard Gods is much more than just a baseball book; it’s a touching family saga that perfectly captures an era, the late 1970s. Like Nick Hornby or Chuck Klosterman, Wilker finds something very large in the seemingly small.

    Josh expertly shares his classic observations about his central artifacts, the baseball cards, while setting up the poignant tales of his youth.  He uses the magical bubble-blowing powers of journeyman Kurt Bevacqua to shed light on the weakening of the powerful childhood bond with his older brother; he considers the doomed utopian back-to-the-land dreams of his hippie parents against the backdrop of inimitable 1970s baseball figures such as “Designated Pinch Runner” Herb Washington and Mark “The Bird” Fidrych; he writes about an imagined correspondence with his favorite player, Carl Yastrzemski.  Cardboard Gods is both the perfect book for baseball fans and a great read for anyone compelled by the question, “What if what’s gone can return?”

    “Josh Wilker’s Cardboard Gods is a poignant and vivid account of how and why he accessed baseball cards as a survival tool while negotiating a 1970s childhood marked by changing mores and confusing mixed messages.  This is a story of brotherly love, survival of the also-ran, and the hope that quickens a kid’s heartbeat each time he rips open a fresh pack of baseball cards, gets a whiff of bubble gum, and, holding his breath, sees who he’s got as opposed to who and what he needs.  If you love the writing of Dave Eggers or Augusten Burroughs, you just may love Josh Wilker’s Cardboard Gods, too.  I did.”
    –Wally Lamb, New York Times bestselling author of She’s Come Undone and The Hour I First Believed

    “Josh Wilker writes as beautifully about baseball and life as anyone ever has.”
    –Rob Neyer, ESPN

    For more info: http://cardboardgods.net/cardboard-gods-the-book/

  • New Stuff Week of January 31, 2010

    Check out these new things before anyone else does. Then take their eyeballs, so they can’t check them out ever!

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    ZINES

    Fluke Magazine #8 $2

    COMICS/COMIX/MINIS

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer #32 By Joss Whedon $2.99

    Crass Sophisticate #23 by Josh Reinwald & Justin Rosenberg $2

    Crass Sophisticate #24 by Josh Reinwald & Justin Rosenberg $2

    Crestfallen #2 by Sandra Sierra $3

    Franz Kafka’s Poseidon by Jarod Rosello $4

    Stories vol 2 Copy Matthew and Buster Swimming Free Hugs by Martin Cendreda $3

    Tales From The Crypt #13 $3.95

    Tank Girl Skidmarks #3 by Alan Martin and Rufus Dayglo $3.99

    GRAPHIC NOVELS & TRADE PAPERBACKS

    Crogan’s March by Chris Schweizer $14.95

    Fables vol 13 the Great Fables Crossover by Bill Willingham, Matthew Sturges, and Mark Buckingham $17.99

    Teenage Timberwolves Lust for Lightning by James Havoc & Daniele Serra $14.95

    MAGS

    Against the Current #144 Jan Feb 10 $5

    Altercation #24 $3.95

    Car Busters #40 $5

    Dwell Mar 10 $5.99

    Earth First vol 30 #2 Jan Feb 10 $4.5

    Extra Feb 10 vol 23 #2 $3.95

    Grafik #181 Jan 10 $19.99

    Hails and Horns #16 WIn 09 $4.95

    Haunted Times vol 4 #3 Win 10 $6.5

    Hip Mama #45 $5.95

    In These Times Feb 10 $3.5

    Monocle vol 3 #30 Feb 10 $10

    Namaste Vol 11 #2 $9.99

    Nexus vol 17 #1 Jan Feb 10 $5.95

    Progressive Feb 10 $3.95

    Tattoo Life #62 $6.99

    Tattoo Society #20 $7.99

    Time Out Chicago Feb 4 10 $2.99

    Trace #86 $5.99

    Transworld Skateboarding Mar 10 $3.99

    Vman #17 Spr 10 $5.5

    Winq Win 10 $7.95

    Z Magazine Feb 10 $4.95

    LIT JOURNALS

    826 Quarterly #10 Sum 09 $15

    McSweeneys #33 $16

    Pleiades vol 30 #1 $8

    FICTION ‘N’ POETRY

    Failure By James Greer $15.95

    Orange Crush By Simone Muench $14.95

    MUCKRAKING, MEMOIRS, AND MISCELLANY

    Complaint, From Minor Moans to Principled Protests By Julian Baggini $15.95

    Madame Curie Complex, the Hidden History of Women in Science By Julie Des Jardins $16.95

    DIY/HOW TO BOOKS

    Artist in the Office, How to Creativel Survive and Thrive Seven Days a Week By Summer Pierre $13.95

    Little Green Book of Absinthe, an Essential Companion with Lore Trivia and Classic Recipes By Paul Owens $18.95

    FINE, LOW BROW, AND GRAFITTI fART BOOKS

    Cholo Writing, Latino Gang Graffiti in Los Angeles By Francois Chastanet $24.95

    Autumns Come Undone By Shag $40

    Open Book Drink and Draw Collaborations $24.95

    Shadowplay by Mark Wilkinson $39.95

    MAYHEM & OUTER LIMITS

    Strange Case of Dr HH Holmes, World’s Fair Serial Killer by John Borowski $20

    Hollow Earth, the Bizarre 60s Classic Back in Print By Raymond Bernard $16.95

    Homage to Pan, the Life Art and Sex Magic of Rosaleen Norton By Nevill Drury $24.95

    MUSIC

    Band Crime Punk77 Revisited, a Photographic Look at the Band Crime and Punk By James Stark $14.95

    Radiohead Hysterical and Useless By Martin Clarke $19.95

    POLITICS

    World Report 2010 By Human Rights Watch $25

    PORN BOOKS

    Season of Infidelity, BDSM tales From the Classic Master By Oniroku Dan $14.95

    Exhibitionism for the Shy, Show Off Dress Up and Talk Hot By Carol Queen $15.95

  • Are you into this?

    A few of our customers have asked us if there’s any chance we might start a book club. So this is an inquiry to see if that’s something that you’d be interested in, Dear Readers. So! If you are interested, please answer the following questions in an e-mail (cut’n’paste it, yo!) to us at info at quimbys dot com :

    Is this a good idea? Lame idea? Only do it if it’s not so feel-good-cheesy-support-groupish or classroomy?

    What types of books would you want to read? Fiction? Zine-related books, zines themselves, essays, political, graphic novels? Etc.?

    How often would you want to meet? Here? Or somewhere else? What day or night of the week would you want it on? And for how long should it meet? How many people do you feel like should there be as a minimum for it to be fun, effective, etc. so that you don’t feel like you’re the only person at the party?

    How do you want it structured? Free form? Someone mediating it? Or like, no format, just see how it plays out?

    What things would be necessary for it to be worth doing or for you to participate?

    What else do you want to tell us about this? Comments? Anyone? Anyone? Is anybody out there? Hello? Is this thing on? (tap tap) Testing testing, can I get some more vocals on the monitor?

  • Featured Book of the Day: The Human Pony by Rebecca Wilcox

    Mistress Rebecca Wilcox “ponies” up her instructions to get your bio-horse on. Huh? Wha? Why that’s sexy equine role-playing to you and me. This guide for owners, trainers and admirers of bio-horses, as in like, a person dressing all sexy in horse gear like bridles, reins — the whole “bit” (har!!). Readers are also encouraged to take on the role of handler/trainer with whips, spurs or various other delightfully pervy options. There’s lots of ideas to run with here, depending on what your fetish is: on two legs, on four legs, in latex, in leather, with peacock feathers, bareback, you name it. Check out tons of pictures with AWESOME captions, like “Most ponies like to be groomed.” There’s also lots of nurturing in the instruction for this type of play, as in this indicative quote

    “Think like a pony. When your friend, lover, play partner, submissive, masochist, or slave enters pony head space, he or she has literally become the pony, along with everything ponyhead means to them.”

    Hear that? “Become the pony.” Yes! Did I mention that there’s lots of instruction for both the novice and experienced pony players? Oh yes, different options for gait, how to train, handling, scene development, inspiration techniques — no fucking around here. Illustrations too! There’s even a glossary if you want to make flashcards. Maybe you could make some? Practice quizzing with your parents under the holiday tree? Perhaps this would make a good gift for animal fans? To sex fans? To people who like to dress up as animals? To sex fans who like sex with other people dressed up like animals? So many options here. Get it before it gallops away!

  • Off-site Event: Peter H. Fogtdal Reads The Tsar's Dwarf At Chinaski's

    Peter H. Fogtdal‘s book The Tsar’s Dwarf (Hawthorne Books) is about a Danish dwarf given to Peter the Great as a gift who ends up as a court jester at the Russian court. It’s this author’s first book in English, though he’s had twelve published in Danish.

    Here’s more about the book:

    Soerine, a deformed female dwarf from Denmark, is given as a gift to Tsar Peter the Great, who is smitten by her freakishness and intellect. Against her will, the Tsar takes Soerine to St. Petersburg, where she becomes a jester in his court. There, she lives a life that both compels and repels her. Soerine eventually gives in to the attentions of Lukas, the Tsar’s favorite dwarf, and carves out an existence for herself amidst the squalor and lice-ridden world of dwarfs in the early 18th century. In this inhospitable milieu, Soerine’s intelligence and detached wit provide her some small measure of protection — until disaster strikes in the shape of a priest who wants to “save” her.

    This event will not be at Quimby’s but down the street at Chinaski’s, and Quimby’s will be there selling the book. Chinaski’s is at 1935 N. Damen, just south of Armitage. Starts at 7:30pm.

  • Featured Book of the Day: Burning Angel: Photographs By the Lovely Brenda

    Burning Angel is a sexy photo book evolved out of the website founded in 2002 burningangel.com, a site devoted to punk-inspired erotic photos and hardcore videos as well as record reviews and interviews. The photographer, Brenda Staudenmaier (also known as the Lovely Brenda), uses brick walls, rooftops, subway stations and the like of New York City as her backdrop. Tattoos, glasses, mohawks, colored hair, gym shoes, guitars, pierced body parts — True, it’s kind of SuicideGirls-y, but tattoos and rock star hair on naked ladies can be sexy. You just can’t get enough o’ that! To see the photos on both burningangel.com or suicidegirls.com you have to pay a few bucks a month, but with either of the books you can see it for free (that is, once you buy the book) any time you want without the internet. Also, not unlike going to see a roller derby bout, there’s lots of opportunities to pick up some good fashion tips. Oooo! Black and magenta-striped leggings with sparkly gold high heels. I am SO there.