Category: hating

  • Spring Fever in Wicker Park

    Girl Scouts pushing cookies on the corner.  College kid shopping cart races. Some douchebags yelling “fucking hippies” from a speeding SUV. Dear Chicago Winter, I miss you already.

  • Three Trends from ‘06 That Should Stop!

    Over the past year three themes emerged to rule a good chunk of the retail world. While they were fun while they lasted and some are even gaining momentum. It is in the best interest of all free peoples of the world if these would run their course and end soon.

    1. Bacon

    Bacon!

    2. Kittens and Cats

    kittens

    3. Zombies

    zombies

    P.S. Shouts to Faded Trends of Days Past (always ready for a comeback):

    Unicorns, Owls, Deer Antlers, Muscle Cars, Ironic Writing, Crunk Cups, D.I.Y, Drug Abuse, Big Foot, How to be a Slut, Expensive Toys, Making Bombs, & Satan.