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  • THE2NDHAND #30 Release Party

    We convene for the release of the 30th installment of THE2NDHAND’s broadsheet series, marking the magazine’s ninth anniversary and eighth year of hosting Quimby’s events, coincidentally, for which opportunity we are always grateful, if not quite gracious in our gratefulness at all time. Yes, there were pork chops involved, unfortunately, at one time.

    THE2NDHAND No. 30 features the “Gives Birth to Monsters” short by Spencer Dew, a tale of one man’s small heartbreak, the backdrop to a contemporary landscape of well-meaning but ultimately shallow political activism, fractured communicative lines, and more ultimately enduring drives toward total inebriation. In classic Dew fashion, he’ll have you laughing all the way to brink of the void.

    The issue also features excerpts from THE2NDHAND’s David Foster Wallace collaborative mini-tribute by THE2NDHAND editor Todd Dills and Bellingham, Wash.-based Doug Milam, author of our 27th broadsheet. Chicago editor C.T. Ballentine hosts this release event, featuring Dew, THE2NDHAND contributors Jill Summers and Y.Z. Chin, and Ballentine himself. This event is supported in part by Poets & Writers Event Grant Program by a donation from an anonymous donor.

    The Performers:

    Spencer Dew is the author of the short-story collection Songs of Insurgency (2008) and much else besides — he’s a prolific contributor to many literary venues, including THE2NDHAND’s online magazine, www.the2ndhand.com

    Jill Summers’ audio fiction has been featured internationally by Chicago Public Radio, the Third Coast International Audio Festival, and New Adventures in Sound Art. Her work has appeared in Stop Smiling Magazine, Ninth Letter, VAIN magazine, littleBANG, Gapers Block, Annalemma, and The 2nd Hand, where she’s a somewhat frequent contributor. She is the author of three collections of audio shorts, Cohabitation, Les Petites Tristes, and In The Realm of Normal Sized Things.

    Y.Z. Chin lives and writes in Chicago, is a former editor with Rhino Magazine and studied writing at Northwestern University.

    C.T. Ballentine studied down on Iron St. under the tutelage of Nova Capone, or Eric Graf, as he is sometimes known. His acumen, in so many respects, is world renowned.

  • Question of the Day, A Penny Saved edition

    Phone: Ring! Ring!
    Me: Hello, Quimby’s.
    Caller: Can you tell me if you have something in stock?
    Me: Of course, what are you looking for.
    Caller: I want a tin piggy bank that says, “I’m saving up for knitting lessons!”
    Me: Ah, no, miss. I am afraid we don’t carry tin piggy banks that say things.
    Caller: [Exhales] Guess I will have to keep looking. Thank you.
    Me: Good luck!

  • Kramers Ergot Event! Don't Sleep Chicago!

    Calling all Nerds, Slackers, and Comics Dandies!

    Kramers Ergot will invade Chicago Saturday Dec 13th for a once in a lifetime ink stained event! While I am deeply saddened to report it is not at Quimby’s, I am glad our sister store has the chutzpa to undertake this epic endeavor!

    So don’t sleep, don’t drink, don’t miss it. If I catch you at Quimby’s on Saturday I’ll make fun of you too cause you should really be at this signing!

    ALSO Chicago Comics has limited copies of the new Kramers Ergot coming in for the signing so you better HOLLER at them if you know you want one! Since I don’t work there I’m gonna go off script and tell you this too!!!! I promise you this tour is the first place you can pick up a copy the new Kramers so if you “pre ordered” else where you probably won’t have a copy to get signed! So support your local comic shop and get it there, get it signed by comics legends…just don’t hug them too hard when you do!!!!

    This will be awesome! Be a part of it!

  • New Stuff December 6th 2008

    Well it’s officially December. Been doing a little gift wrapping and handing out tote bags to people who spend $100.00, kinda has me in the spirit of the season. We are still well stocked on classic gifts from Slingshots and Nikki McClure calendars to Sarah Vowell and Eggers books. Some come grab some stuff before we get picked over!

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  • New Stuff November Wrap Up!

    Well November is wrapping up, holiday season is upon us and tons of stuff has come in, in the past two weeks. Don’t forget our sweet Holiday promos (gift wrap & tote bags). Let the bells start ringing!

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  • Featured Book of the Day: The Human Pony by Rebecca Wilcox

    Mistress Rebecca Wilcox “ponies” up her instructions to get your bio-horse on. Huh? Wha? Why that’s sexy equine role-playing to you and me. This guide for owners, trainers and admirers of bio-horses, as in like, a person dressing all sexy in horse gear like bridles, reins — the whole “bit” (har!!). Readers are also encouraged to take on the role of handler/trainer with whips, spurs or various other delightfully pervy options. There’s lots of ideas to run with here, depending on what your fetish is: on two legs, on four legs, in latex, in leather, with peacock feathers, bareback, you name it. Check out tons of pictures with AWESOME captions, like “Most ponies like to be groomed.” There’s also lots of nurturing in the instruction for this type of play, as in this indicative quote

    “Think like a pony. When your friend, lover, play partner, submissive, masochist, or slave enters pony head space, he or she has literally become the pony, along with everything ponyhead means to them.”

    Hear that? “Become the pony.” Yes! Did I mention that there’s lots of instruction for both the novice and experienced pony players? Oh yes, different options for gait, how to train, handling, scene development, inspiration techniques — no fucking around here. Illustrations too! There’s even a glossary if you want to make flashcards. Maybe you could make some? Practice quizzing with your parents under the holiday tree? Perhaps this would make a good gift for animal fans? To sex fans? To people who like to dress up as animals? To sex fans who like sex with other people dressed up like animals? So many options here. Get it before it gallops away!

  • Black Friday Kick Off to the Season!

    Starting Friday November 28th spend over $100 in one shopping trip and receive a Quimby’s tote bag at no extra charge. Limit of one bag per customer per day. This special offer will end on January 1st. So act fast, supplies are limited!

    Also please note our Holiday Hours over the next couple of days:

    WEDNESDAY, NOV 25: 12pm – 5pm
    THURSDAY, NOV 26: ~C L O S E D~
    On Friday, NOV. 27th we will open at 12pm and be back on our normal schedule!

    If you need directions via tain, plane or automobile feel free to call the store we will be glad to help

    Also we will be offering gift wrapping starting Friday, more info to follow!!