Tag: knitting

  • Question of the Day, A Penny Saved edition

    Phone: Ring! Ring!
    Me: Hello, Quimby’s.
    Caller: Can you tell me if you have something in stock?
    Me: Of course, what are you looking for.
    Caller: I want a tin piggy bank that says, “I’m saving up for knitting lessons!”
    Me: Ah, no, miss. I am afraid we don’t carry tin piggy banks that say things.
    Caller: [Exhales] Guess I will have to keep looking. Thank you.
    Me: Good luck!