Tag: sawzalls

  • There are no Sawzalls here

    “Hello, Quimby’s.”

    “Yeah, I got a question about this Sawzall you got on up your websi-”

    “Sawzall? I think you have the wrong number.”

    “This the Quimby’s on North Ave?”

    “Yes, bookstore. No hardware.”

    “I got the right Quimby’s. I want a Sawzall like the ones you got on your website.”

    “You’re on the website now? What does the page say?

    “It says Sex Machines on it I want one of those.”

    “Yeah, see, it’s a book with pictures of sex machines. We sell the book with the pictures, not the machines.”

    “‘Oh. You don’t sell the machines..? Then where do I get the Sawzalls at?”

    “For a sex machine? I don’t know. Not here. Try Myopic.”

    “You sell the attachments?”